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Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal

Everything I want to do is against the law. Everything I want to do is illegal. But I Do it anyways! Yeah, I do it anyways! Hey! [crazy synth pop drum break] [repeat chorus] /end

Mysterious Third Parties Are Speaking To You

You can’t tell where the sound is coming from. The day is night. The voice speaks. It sounds wonderful and confusing. I am outraged and delighted. Who is speaking? Is it evil or good? Or some new thing I am not aware of. Middle earth is for punk ass bitches. I Can Hear You! Can …

Please Use The Service Entrance

Hello Peter. Thanks for joining the team. We’re happy to have you. Please note: your contract requires that you ONLY use the SERVICE ENTRANCE when arriving or departing the office. Do not use the front gallery. Thank You. Thomas W. Sneddon Jr. is a cold man

Encampment Overrun With Vermin

Requesting Backup by Agent Redacted

PLEASE FORWARD: Field House 6 Berth 17a MESSAGE: Encampment overrun with vermin. Ammunition running extremely low. All supplies at full ration. DO NOT send enlisted morons. Time sync: UTC0023443287 WARNING: 30.8 million PQE Paranoia Quotient Environment is failing to admin. Paranoia Quotient Environment is failing to admin. Paranoia Quotient Environment is failing to admin. Paranoia …

The Alpha/Omega Communique

TO POSITION: ALPHA/OMEGA BE ADVISED: This communique is sent directly from the Ultimate Authority. The contents herein countermands ALL directions and orders you have received to date; or ever will receive until you are discharged. THE COMMAND FOLLOWS: DO NOT ENGAGE THE SYSTEM. DO NOT ENGAGE THE SYSTEM. DO NOT ENGAGE THE SYSTEM. //message end …

Turnstyle Traffic

The record goes round and round

Tell All Of the People About Him

The Triune God is stable AF.

Greta Thunberg

Crypto Response To Greta Thunberg

We’re with you! We want to see resources being allocated in a fair and ACCOUNTABLE way. We want to build underdeveloped countries so they do not require petrochemicals, fossil fuels and the nations that peddle these products. We want the priority to be building a future NOT bombs. We understand the fairy tale of eternal …

Dumb Army Grunt

All American Soldiers Fighting For The Benefit of Saudi Arabia Should Hang For Treason

Attention: All overrated officers and moron enlisted personnel. Don’t be a mindless grunt fuck.