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Ragtime by E.L. Doctorow

Knowing your propensity for evil, understanding the genetics that births Corporate/State zombies capable of horrible human suffering, maybe you should read a book? Probably you are just a terrible person. Read a book. The truth is stranger than fiction. That’s why E.L. Doctorow’s historical fiction is the best. Wrap your head around the first American …

Hiram is My Homey and other Ridiculous Thoughts on The Water Dancer by Ta-Nehisi Coates

It’s enough ignorance to make you cry. Especially when speaking to all my white friends, in my white city, with my white family, the shame and guilt of White Evil is covered over like an English Mystery. What genocide? What horrible pillaging? What the fuck are you talking about? Stand up for the goddamn pledge …

A People’s History of The United States by Howard Zinn and How To Make an Extremist With Books

Well, it probably started with Kurt Vonnegut. You know the feeling deep down in your gonads that something is not right. Why the hell is the world like this? And so you go from book to book, and in my case, a deep dive into fantasy sci-fi because confronting the evil of the world is …

Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal

Everything I want to do is against the law. Everything I want to do is illegal. But I Do it anyways! Yeah, I do it anyways! Hey! [crazy synth pop drum break] [repeat chorus] /end

Mysterious Third Parties Are Speaking To You

You can’t tell where the sound is coming from. The day is night. The voice speaks. It sounds wonderful and confusing. I am outraged and delighted. Who is speaking? Is it evil or good? Or some new thing I am not aware of. Middle earth is for punk ass bitches. I Can Hear You! Can …

Please Use The Service Entrance

Hello Peter. Thanks for joining the team. We’re happy to have you. Please note: your contract requires that you ONLY use the SERVICE ENTRANCE when arriving or departing the office. Do not use the front gallery. Thank You. Thomas W. Sneddon Jr. is a cold man

Requesting Backup by Agent Redacted

PLEASE FORWARD: Field House 6 Berth 17a MESSAGE: Encampment overrun with vermin. Ammunition running extremely low. All supplies at full ration. DO NOT send enlisted morons. Time sync: UTC0023443287 WARNING: 30.8 million PQE Paranoia Quotient Environment is failing to admin. Paranoia Quotient Environment is failing to admin. Paranoia Quotient Environment is failing to admin. Paranoia …

The Alpha/Omega Communique

TO POSITION: ALPHA/OMEGA BE ADVISED: This communique is sent directly from the Ultimate Authority. The contents herein countermands ALL directions and orders you have received to date; or ever will receive until you are discharged. THE COMMAND FOLLOWS: DO NOT ENGAGE THE SYSTEM. DO NOT ENGAGE THE SYSTEM. DO NOT ENGAGE THE SYSTEM. //message end …