BREAKING NEWS! New guidelines from top officials. Prevent and cure COVID-19! Please share!
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Alice and Bob (names changed for privacy) both had COVID-19. Due to recent flood events around the world they were forced to sleep on their roof. After three nights they are virus free.
SLEEP ON YOUR ROOF!
New federal and state mandates pending.
Please note: Sleeping on your roof may kill you and/or break your neck.