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BREAKING NEWS! New guidelines from top officials. Prevent and cure COVID-19! Please share!

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BREAKING NEWS! New guidelines from top officials. Prevent and cure COVID-19! Please share!

ALL MEDIA OUTLETS PLEASE FORWARD:

Alice and Bob (names changed for privacy) both had COVID-19. Due to recent flood events around the world they were forced to sleep on their roof. After three nights they are virus free.

SLEEP ON YOUR ROOF!

New federal and state mandates pending.

Moron Mask

Please note: Sleeping on your roof may kill you and/or break your neck.

 

Comments: 1

  1. Clementine says:

    If they told you to sleep on your roof. You would do it.

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