E-BIKE ON ORDER – Feeling The Changes

I see a multitude of people young and old motoring down PCH on their e-bike. I need one. This e-bike is on order from amazon GFYS Jeff Bezos the clown. I hope you end up selling vaccine passports and fake digital IDs out of the back of your unregistered van. Say hello to all of your AWS/CIA/FBI/DOD/NSA/SEC/DEA/IRS/DHS/LOL Alphabet Inc.gov faggoty friends for me.

Thanks to the Chinamen and women for making all of our shit.

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Arriving soon. It will be my grocery getter smooth sailing machine. Cruising the coast, sniffing the breeze, living like a boss.

The fuel is too damn expensive out here.

I am the 15 minute city. I don’t want to spend 100 dollars to fill up my truck. Or expose myself to essential worker domination and execution. I hear their speed trap sticker check sirens all night long on Interstate 5. I don’t want to go anywhere except the beach. I’m living the dream.

Stay safe you dumb bastards – E Pluribus Unum – Essential Workers will kill us all. Stay on topic…

My e-bike is arriving soon.

E-BIKE ON ORDER – Feeling The Changes