Satan is Calling For Corporate Bailouts, All Who Heed The Lord Will Be Rewarded

From The Lord Himself:

“All humans who fear me, all animals who anoint me, you will see heaven here on Earth.

Continue funding the corporate state that insists on sucking the people and the planet dry. I love it.”

This is the word of the Lord.

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  1. boner

    $1000.00 USD for death cult membership. Look for the check in your mailbox.

    1. twencil

      how much is it gonna take to get you into this deal? I think it’s up to $3000.00

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