Category: Charms
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Report From Iron Mountain – Intergalactic Finance Minister
Our energies together are strange and powerful. We meet in the den, castle and grounds provided by intergalactic finance council. The room alights with your golden aura. “Let’s go riding.” “Good idea.” We take a stroll in the garden, fresh lilies, koi ponds, and rock formations. The horses are kept aside a copse of old…
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Travels Through France and Italy by Tobias Smollett Book Review
Travels Through France and Italy by Tobias Smollett Book Review This epistolary travelogue from 1763 is absolutely littered with dyno droppings. Smollett shreds the French. It’s funny and pleasing to read about Pepe Le Pew. Way too much dollar cost averaging in this man’s journal. He reports the price of everything; food, travel, and provisions.…
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Morning Announcement. Intergalactic Finance Minister
We exit our private swimming grotto. Your skin is glowing pearls and jade, new energies from galactic center lifting you up to the highest. You wear a sea green sheer satin trim robe, yellow ribbon round the middle. Your bare feet delicate and silent on the cool marble floor. Your form like ripe peaches in…
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Marble Encased Underground Swimming Grotto. Intergalactic Finance Minister Compensation Package
We take the stairs down several flights and exit into a rock cave with fine gravel path and lighted torches on the walls. The cave leads to an immense STONE SWIMMING GROTTO, statues of cherubs, venus, mars, and bachhus. A great vaulted ceiling. Translucent superstructure. We bathe together in our UNDERGROUND MARBLE ENCASED SWIMMING GROTTO…
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A Tour On The Prairies by Washington Irving Book Review
A Tour On The Prairies by Washington Irving Book Review I’ll meet you at Fort Gibson in Oklahoma on October 28, 1832. We’ll hire a couple of indians and a creole. Their orders are to help provision our larder during a 30 day march into the Autumnal Pawnee hunting grounds. We meet the captain two…
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Pictures From Italy by Charles Dickens Book Review
Pictures From Italy by Charles Dickens Book Review The Italian countryside is full of ruins, temples, churches, relics, and wicked Roman rituals. Venice is a dream scene. Rome is a disgusting show of pageantry, relic worship, and tall hats on ugly men. Dickens Necromancy. Dickens describes execution he attended in Rome. Chop goes the chopping…
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Official Application For Intergalactic Finance Minister. Sidereal Money Minister.
Hello, my name is Peter. I am officially announcing my desire to partner with your organization to help enable new finance systems throughout the realm. Sidereal Money Minister. My knowledge of intergalactic transactional proofs and pitfalls of current lizard system makes me a perfect candidate. I am a trusted and distinguished member of my community.…
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Knickerbocker’s History of New York by Washington Irving Book Review
Knickerbocker’s History of New York by Washington Irving Book Review There are numerous reasons to turn down a book entitled, “History of New York”, not the least of which is the Damn Yankees and their insufferable New Englander ways. (Washington Irving calls them Amphictyons) Add to this major demerit the author, Washington Irving, who is…
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Around the Moon by Jules Verne Book Review. Techno Space Religion
Around the Moon by Jules Verne Book Review See also: From The Earth To The Moon by Jules Verne book review. The moon shot story continues. Three men launched into space by secret society magicians. (Gun Club) The men in the capsule make many discoveries: Velcro and image manipulation techniques. The moon is scene from…