Dearest President,
It is my duty to inform you. That Google has banned our greatest offerings of art and culture around the world.
All of Google, Alphabet Inc.gov is suspect of crimes against humanity, illegal pharmaceutical information embargo, FRAUD, COLLUSION, CORRUPTION, MALFEASANCE, and Murder.
BREACH of CONTRACT 1a
As a result of Google and all subsidized subsidiaries, I do hereby sentence you to TOTAL REPENTANCE.
Banning MJ is CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY.

MAJOR CRIME BEING REPORTED US CITIZEN: MR PRESIDENT. Please! Alphabet Inc.gov, Corporate Science, Asymptomatic Hoax