Prayer Hack. Apocalypse Science

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I’ve found a way to pray over your food without hassle of praying before every meal.

Have you often found yourself eating food that has yet to be blessed by prayer?

If so, this hack may be for you.

When returning to domicile with government issued rations, pray over your plastic sacks, all of them in one place, all of your Alphabet food right there in one place.

Hear our prayer oh Lord,

This food acquired at your sanctified location, Dear Lord, make it safe and healthy for everyone to eat. Bless our bodies with this food, even though it may be all fake.

In your name we pray,


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