Terms of Service – Alphabet Inc.gov

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Lizard people required to wear FULL PPE.

At no time will you show your disgusting lizard face to me or my entourage.

If you are eukaryotes, please refrain from speaking to me in high frequency fruit fly buzzing.

Blue bloods require ten percent security deposit.

Only prokaryotes allowed to approach me and entourage.

All of our business dealings will be through people of my choosing.

If you are horrible people, expect to pay much more, or, be refused service altogether.

No Fake Money.

NDA Required.

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