Apocalypse Science – The Chickens and The Egg

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What came first? The chickens were purchased, the egg came 90 days later.

I’ve been enjoying my chickens for a few months now, dutifully watering and feeding them.

Imagine my joy when finding a precious reward for all of my hard work. A perfect little brown egg in the corner of the coop, ready for my consumption. Am I to understand that all of my five, now four chickens, (one of them taken by the neighbors dogs, RIP), will begin to lay these fantastic morsels of mana?

All Praise to The Most High God. My chickens, a genetic mashup from the Elohim, (not unlike man’s inscrutable friend, the Dog), in other words– a blessing.

Thank you, Father.


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