Requesting Backup by Agent Redacted

Encampment Overrun With Vermin

PLEASE FORWARD: Field House 6 Berth 17a

MESSAGE:

Encampment overrun with vermin. Ammunition running extremely low. All supplies at full ration.
DO NOT send enlisted morons.
Time sync: UTC0023443287

WARNING: 30.8 million PQE

Paranoia Quotient Environment is failing to admin.
Paranoia Quotient Environment is failing to admin.
Paranoia Quotient Environment is failing to admin.
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