Knowing your propensity for evil, understanding the genetics that births Corporate/State zombies capable of horrible human suffering, maybe you should read a book? Probably you are just a terrible person. Read a book. The truth is stranger than fiction. That’s why E.L. Doctorow’s historical fiction is the best. Wrap your head around the first American… Continue reading Ragtime by E.L. Doctorow
Author: Clementine
Hiram is My Homey and other Ridiculous Thoughts on The Water Dancer by Ta-Nehisi Coates
It’s enough ignorance to make you cry. Especially when speaking to all my white friends, in my white city, with my white family, the shame and guilt of White Evil is covered over like an English Mystery. What genocide? What horrible pillaging? What the fuck are you talking about? Stand up for the goddamn pledge… Continue reading Hiram is My Homey and other Ridiculous Thoughts on The Water Dancer by Ta-Nehisi Coates
Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal
Everything I want to do is against the law. Everything I want to do is illegal. But I Do it anyways! Yeah, I do it anyways! Hey! [crazy synth pop drum break] [repeat chorus] /end
Mysterious Third Parties Are Speaking To You
You can’t tell where the sound is coming from. The day is night. The voice speaks. It sounds wonderful and confusing. I am outraged and delighted. Who is speaking? Is it evil or good? Or some new thing I am not aware of. Middle earth is for punk ass bitches. I Can Hear You! Can… Continue reading Mysterious Third Parties Are Speaking To You
Please Use The Service Entrance
Hello Peter. Thanks for joining the team. We’re happy to have you. Please note: your contract requires that you ONLY use the SERVICE ENTRANCE when arriving or departing the office. Do not use the front gallery. Thank You. Thomas W. Sneddon Jr. is a cold man
Requesting Backup by Agent Redacted
PLEASE FORWARD: Field House 6 Berth 17a MESSAGE: Encampment overrun with vermin. Ammunition running extremely low. All supplies at full ration. DO NOT send enlisted morons. Time sync: UTC0023443287 WARNING: 30.8 million PQE Paranoia Quotient Environment is failing to admin. Paranoia Quotient Environment is failing to admin. Paranoia Quotient Environment is failing to admin. Paranoia… Continue reading Requesting Backup by Agent Redacted
The Alpha/Omega Communique
TO POSITION: ALPHA/OMEGA BE ADVISED: This communique is sent directly from the Ultimate Authority. The contents herein countermands ALL directions and orders you have received to date; or ever will receive until you are discharged. THE COMMAND FOLLOWS: DO NOT ENGAGE THE SYSTEM. DO NOT ENGAGE THE SYSTEM. DO NOT ENGAGE THE SYSTEM. //message end… Continue reading The Alpha/Omega Communique
Do You Feel Homicidal? Learn about botany, plants and what the shit – Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t
ActionKid Walks and Talks for Your Pleasure
When I wake up in the morning I turn on ActionKid. He walks through New York City and comments on the local borough. I mean, basically he is reading the signs. At first, the genius of ActionKid is not immediately apparent. Let’s break down ActionKid’s appeal. ActionKid is a YouTube creator that posts walks, bicycle… Continue reading ActionKid Walks and Talks for Your Pleasure
