Views: 615ALL MEDIA OUTLETS PLEASE FORWARD: Alice and Bob (names changed for privacy) both had COVID-19. Due to recent flood events around the world they were forced to sleep on their roof. After three nights they are virus free. SLEEP ON YOUR ROOF! New federal and state mandates pending. Please note: Sleeping on your roof… Continue reading BREAKING NEWS! New guidelines from top officials. Prevent and cure COVID-19! Please share!
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THE MASK ISN’T WORKING. BEGIN FULL LOCKDOWN PROTOCOL
Views: 331Follow instructions to termination. THE VACCINE WON’T BE RELEASED UNTIL THE MORONS ARE BEGGING FOR IT
NEW WORLD MARKETING – Connect your brand to pedophilia and cannibalism.
Views: 96Excellent engagement Viral messaging Maximum CTR Get orders
EATING AND RAPING CHILDREN IS WRONG
Views: 161People Against Pedophilia and Cannibalism. PAPC Weed out the weirdos.
Hiding THE LIZARD MOUTH
Views: 77They are among us.
Turn Your Frown Upside Down. JUST KIDDING. I know you’re hiding a LIZARD MOUTH under there.
Views: 162Put your mask ON.
THE LOCKDOWN IS REAL. SUBMIT TO TEMPERATURE AND VACCINE CHECKPOINT CONTROL
Views: 130Sincerely, The Lizard People
PLEASE NOTE: We won’t be able to provide healthcare. CHECK OUT THIS GREAT VACCINE WE HAVE FOR YOU!
Views: 350Lizard Person Sales Pitch
Autonomous Shitting Machine. The Pinnacle of Modern Technology!
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Side Effects May Include Bloody Diarrhea and Death
Views: 104Prepare for the food shortage and your vaccine. Put your mask ON.