The March by E.L. Doctorow book review

Views: 150You’ll have to forgive my low State College education. The following are notes a charlatan makes upon reading E.L. Doctorow’s, The March. A fabulous tale about General Sherman’s fiery march of death through the rebel South. Men make wars. He seemed to take up more room than he had to. His appetites were prominent,… Continue reading The March by E.L. Doctorow book review

Ragtime by E.L. Doctorow

Views: 142Knowing your propensity for evil, understanding the genetics that births Corporate/State zombies capable of horrible human suffering, maybe you should read a book? Probably you are just a terrible person. Read a book. The truth is stranger than fiction. That’s why E.L. Doctorow’s historical fiction is the best. Wrap your head around the first… Continue reading Ragtime by E.L. Doctorow

Hiram is My Homey and other Ridiculous Thoughts on The Water Dancer by Ta-Nehisi Coates

Views: 106It’s enough ignorance to make you cry. Especially when speaking to all my white friends, in my white city, with my white family, the shame and guilt of White Evil is covered over like an English Mystery. What genocide? What horrible pillaging? What the fuck are you talking about? Stand up for the goddamn… Continue reading Hiram is My Homey and other Ridiculous Thoughts on The Water Dancer by Ta-Nehisi Coates

Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal

Views: 907Everything I want to do is against the law. Everything I want to do is illegal. But I Do it anyways! Yeah, I do it anyways! Hey! [crazy synth pop drum break] [repeat chorus] /end

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Please Use The Service Entrance

Views: 311Hello Peter. Thanks for joining the team. We’re happy to have you. Please note: your contract requires that you ONLY use the SERVICE ENTRANCE when arriving or departing the office. Do not use the front gallery. Thank You. Thomas W. Sneddon Jr. is a cold man

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Requesting Backup by Agent Redacted

Views: 219PLEASE FORWARD: Field House 6 Berth 17a MESSAGE: Encampment overrun with vermin. Ammunition running extremely low. All supplies at full ration. DO NOT send enlisted morons. Time sync: UTC0023443287 WARNING: 30.8 million PQE Paranoia Quotient Environment is failing to admin. Paranoia Quotient Environment is failing to admin. Paranoia Quotient Environment is failing to admin.… Continue reading Requesting Backup by Agent Redacted

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The Alpha/Omega Communique

Views: 153TO POSITION: ALPHA/OMEGA BE ADVISED: This communique is sent directly from the Ultimate Authority. The contents herein countermands ALL directions and orders you have received to date; or ever will receive until you are discharged. THE COMMAND FOLLOWS: DO NOT ENGAGE THE SYSTEM. DO NOT ENGAGE THE SYSTEM. DO NOT ENGAGE THE SYSTEM. //message… Continue reading The Alpha/Omega Communique

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