Views: 51Everything I want to do is against the law. Everything I want to do is illegal. But I Do it anyways! Yeah, I do it anyways! Hey! [crazy synth pop drum break] [repeat chorus] /end
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Mysterious Third Parties Are Speaking To You
Views: 73You can’t tell where the sound is coming from. The day is night. The voice speaks. It sounds wonderful and confusing. I am outraged and delighted. Who is speaking? Is it evil or good? Or some new thing I am not aware of. Middle earth is for punk ass bitches. I Can Hear You!… Continue reading Mysterious Third Parties Are Speaking To You
Please Use The Service Entrance
Views: 104Hello Peter. Thanks for joining the team. We’re happy to have you. Please note: your contract requires that you ONLY use the SERVICE ENTRANCE when arriving or departing the office. Do not use the front gallery. Thank You. Thomas W. Sneddon Jr. is a cold man
Requesting Backup by Agent Redacted
Views: 40PLEASE FORWARD: Field House 6 Berth 17a MESSAGE: Encampment overrun with vermin. Ammunition running extremely low. All supplies at full ration. DO NOT send enlisted morons. Time sync: UTC0023443287 WARNING: 30.8 million PQE Paranoia Quotient Environment is failing to admin. Paranoia Quotient Environment is failing to admin. Paranoia Quotient Environment is failing to admin.… Continue reading Requesting Backup by Agent Redacted
The Alpha/Omega Communique
Views: 52TO POSITION: ALPHA/OMEGA BE ADVISED: This communique is sent directly from the Ultimate Authority. The contents herein countermands ALL directions and orders you have received to date; or ever will receive until you are discharged. THE COMMAND FOLLOWS: DO NOT ENGAGE THE SYSTEM. DO NOT ENGAGE THE SYSTEM. DO NOT ENGAGE THE SYSTEM. //message… Continue reading The Alpha/Omega Communique
Turnstyle Traffic
Views: 17The record goes round and round
Tell All Of the People About Him
Views: 73The Triune God is stable AF.
Do You Feel Homicidal? Learn about botany, plants and what the shit – Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t
Views: 55
ActionKid Walks and Talks for Your Pleasure
Views: 58When I wake up in the morning I turn on ActionKid. He walks through New York City and comments on the local borough. I mean, basically he is reading the signs. At first, the genius of ActionKid is not immediately apparent. Let’s break down ActionKid’s appeal. ActionKid is a YouTube creator that posts walks,… Continue reading ActionKid Walks and Talks for Your Pleasure
All Women Are Created Equal
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